WARNING

These stories are entirely works of fantasy fiction. Please do not act anything on this blog out. Doing so would be extremely dangerous.

Sunday, June 21, 2020

POPS: No Father's Day



The best part about working at a clinic specializing in male infertility is seeing all the hot dudes come through shooting blanks and hoping they can buy their manhood. What tools! Actually, they're perfect candidates for ballbusting because if you pop one, it isn't like you're ruining a family tree or anything.

Anyway, I had my eye on Clint since the moment he walked into the clinic. He was a breathtakingly handsome, forty-five-year-old accountant whose hefty - but basically non-functioning - nuts might as well have been full of sand. I was only a lab technician, but we became casual friends. He was so desperate to start a family and he would have made some beautiful kids. The more Clint confided in how much he wanted to knock up his wife, the more I wanted to destroy him. It was to the point that I barely made eye contact when we spoke, I was just fixated on his bulging jeans.

It was early morning on Father's Day - of all days - when I tracked him down jogging in the Ramble. He looked so hot sweaty and smiling at me. He was actually pleased by the 'coincidence' that we were out jogging at the same time. We made it about a mile when I faked an injury and Clint offered to help me back to my car. His beefy body was pressed against mine and he smelled amazing. As soon as we got back to my van I pulled the toy gun out of my waistband and put it on his chest. I had spray painted it grey so it looked like the real thing and he was so scared and confused, he was begging when I struck him in the head and dumped him in the back.

Clint came to a couple hours later, groggy and not really aware where he was. We hadn't actually gone too far, I was able to spirit him into the basement of an under-construction condo tower. It's amazing what favors you can get if you just offer to share the footage...

I had him on his knees with his arms behind his back tied to a beam and to stop him from leaning forward or trying to be a hero and stand, I tied a thick rope around his neck to hold his head to the beam. He was naked to show off his awesome Daddy-I'd-Like-to-Fuck body and I had wrapped thin string around his balls pulling them away from his body where they rested on top of a small anvil. The string of the noose extended so that it was secured by the weight of the anvil, trapping his nuts in place.

"Hey, what's going on! What are you doing!"

Clint screamed. It wasn't fear, per se. It was genuine confusion. The nice, nerdy guy from the clinic he considered a friend had just pistol-whipped him and thrown him in a van.  I walked toward him as he got his bearings and told him to smile for the camera. I pointed to a camcorder on a tripod nearby aimed at him and zoomed on his nuts. I reached down to grab them - they were massive. Literally the largest balls I had ever seen on a human and that's including porn! They were monstrously huge.

"Holy fuck!"  

Clint realized that a huge iron weight was hanging about three feet over his trapped testicles by a rope I'd suspended from one of the exposed ceiling beams. It was a dense block that was so heavy I needed help just to get suspended. Even the ceiling joint seemed to creak under the load. 

"I've wanted to do this to you so long," I whispered in his ear.

He was begging, but I ignored him as I pulled a lighter out of my pocket and held it near the rope. Clint instantly knew what I was going to do and started sobbing and begging.

I flicked the lighter and held it up to the rope. It took a few attempts before the rope ignited, what must have been an agonizingly long time for the handsome wanna-be dad. The rope kind of smoldered before fully catching, but even then I could tell it was going to take a bit before the thick fibers to started to fail.

Clint's handsome face was deformed by terror. His eyes were quivering and huge as they darted between watching the slowly burning rope and his balls in the shadow of the weight.

"No! Not my nuts! Please!"

I squatted to get a better view. The smell of smoke was thick.

His eyes were fixated on his balls. He was crying and trying to get loose but was no use, his huge nuts stayed right in place. 

"No! Please! Dude! What are you doing!"

I licked my lips as the weight started to sway and I heard snapping sounds as the fibers of the rope started to give way. It wouldn't be long now...

"Dude! Please! Not my balls, please! I want kids! I want..."

There was a thunderous snap. Both of our eyes were fixed on the weight which seemed to fall in slow motion. I mean obviously, it wasn't really slow motion, but thanks to the camera I could slow it down afterward.

The weight came slamming down and Clint let out an anguished scream as it smashed into his nuts which were instantly compressed nearly totally flat. To my delight - and his nightmare - that was entirely too flat for a man's balls, especially a donkey pair like his, and they both instantly burst.

Actually, let me use a better word. They didn't just burst. They exploded. A thick spray of gunk went flying out from under the weight, the ruined tendril-like remains of his nuts splattering several feet. His chest was plastered. I absolutely could not believe the huge, disgusting mess but just the sight of it got me rock hard! I couldn't wait to watch the footage. Over and over.

"Happy Father's Day, Clint,"

I teased him as his eyes - still wide in shock - slowly closed.

Update: This has been illustrated! Check it out at Orchidometer's blog here 

Friday, June 19, 2020

Poll Results - Top Favorite Story Themes (Results)

Hey everyone! Here are the results from the poll asking for the top three story tags and the winners are:

  • Cock Torture
    • Not just the balls! No more pussy pounding or ass smashing for you!\

  • Testicle Mutilation 
    • Cheaper than buying paint and more fun, too!

  • Crushed by Hand
    • Machines are cool, but sometimes you just need to stick with the basics.

And now, as promised, I will be writing a POPS short story (or possibly longer) using just those three tags on these beautiful nuts to be posted next Saturday.



Tuesday, June 16, 2020

The Orchidometer



Travis waited patiently in the gleaming, modern lobby twiddling his thumbs as he observed the other men waiting with him. At forty-five, Travis was easily the oldest of the three men waiting in the futuristically-styled waiting area and he tried his best to discretely size them up. They both appeared to be in their early-to-mid twenties, muscular jocks wearing T-shirts from the local university. The weather had been unseasonably warm, so they were wearing shorts that perfectly showed off their tone, young bodies. They both looked like they had just strolled in from a casual day at the park.

In contrast, Travis looked like he was dressed for a job interview with his baggy khaki slacks and a white button-up shirt that fell loosely off of his broad chest. His hair was slicked back in a futile attempt to hide the numerous grey strands that had infiltrated his thick brown hair. He definitely felt out of place.

"Gentlemen, thank you all for coming,"

A tall, stately gentleman wearing a knee-length white lab coat emerged from the doorway and smiled at the group. Travis along with the five college guys looked up at him as he continued his introduction.

"Welcome to Genecontreo Labs. I'm Dr. Havens. Won't you please follow me?"

Travis and the two college jocks filed through the doorway, down a long white hallway lined with unmarked doors until they arrived at the door at the end of the hall. Inside was a spacious square room with stark white walls, a white-tiled floor, and a long metal table that ran the length of the room. The area was brightly lit, so much so that Travis and a few others looked up half-expecting to see that there was no ceiling and that natural sunlight was pouring through skylights. Instead, all they saw was an array of blindingly white lights that bathed the room with a warm, white glow. Everything looked very sterile and clean.

Dr. Havens instructed Travis and the others to stand on one side of the table, shoulder-width apart then told them to wait a moment as he left to fetch his assistants. For a moment no one spoke until Travis, feeling somewhat nervous, finally broke the silence.

"So, have you guys done this before?" he asked to no one particular.

The handsome blonde to his left gave Travis a big, toothy grin and nodded affirmatively. The attractive Latino bloke to his right also nodded yes. Travis realized he was the only one in the group who hadn't volunteered for the experiment to date making him feel even more out of place. He had responded to a random email asking for male volunteers to test out a new sexual enhancement drug developed by Genecontreo Labs. They were a large, reputable lab in town and the more Travis had corresponded with them the more legitimate the whole trial seemed, despite its taboo subject matter. Also, they offered to pay participants a healthy cash stipend for only a few hours of time with the promise of gaining 'extra sexual stamina' and that sealed the deal for Travis and presumably the other men who had volunteered. The brochure was vague, but if Travis passed the first phase of the clinical trial, he would be invited back for additional tests - and additional stipends. All in all, it seemed like a harmless way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

Since the clerk he had talked with over the phone had been dodgy with details and the other two guys were at least on their second session, Travis thought now would be a good time to drill a bit more into what, exactly Genecontreo was testing. 

"It's called, Testi-X!" the blonde exclaimed in response to Travis' question.

"Yeah, it's an injection that actually makes your balls bigger," came a handsome brunette.

Travis shuddered at the notion of getting an injection in his boys and his expression must have been obvious because the blonde chuckled and patted Travis on the shoulder.

"Don't worry, the shot is in your thigh. You barely feel it, but man the results are amazing." the blonde kid said with a wink.

The blonde introduced himself as Greg and the other young man was Daniel, his friend from college. They were both twenty-twos, nearly half Travis' age and incredibly handsome. Greg was slightly shorter than Travis but was quite dense, his beefy frame filling out his T-shirt and his thick, muscular legs being hugged by his shorts. His friend Daniel was equally buff with shoulder-length jet black hair and a boyishly handsome face. Travis would have bent either one of them over in a heartbeat or dropped to his knees, especially after eyeing the ample bulges they were both sporting in their shorts. Having these two try out a male enhancement drug was the equivalent to testing out an intelligence enhancer on Einstein.

Travis tried not to eye-fuck them as the three chatted, though he felt as though Greg and Daniel were both mentally undressing him as well. Suddenly, Greg overtly addressed the growing sexual tension in the room.

"So, daddy. You're better than the guy they stuck us with last week,"

Greg patted Travis on the butt as Daniel took a step closer.

"Yeah, I can tell you're a pretty sexy fucker," Daniel winked.

Travis gasped as Daniel placed a hand on his chest and ran it down his flat stomach, stopping just before he reached Travis's waistband. Daniel licked his lips and smiled.

"Mmm, I do like a fit daddy. Can't wait to see what you're packing,"

Though he was taken aback by their boldness, his cock couldn't help but stiffen as Greg and Daniel proceeded to place their hands on his ass and chest, rubbing him up whispering naughty things in his ear. Travis stood there being felt up by these two adorable young jocks and was about to reciprocate wit the door opened and Dr. Havens walked in followed by three middle-age assistants. The assistants were carrying a small bag and Dr. Havens was casually tapping on his tablet, none of the four seemed the least bit surprised at the sight of one of their experiment subjects being fondled by the other two. Daniel and Greg withdrew their hands and gave the three assistants warm smiles as if they were old friends.

Like Dr. Havens, the other three scientists wearing long white lab coats and looked oddly indifferent to the scene playing out in front of them. Travis thought they were quite nice looking but Daniel and Greg's longing expressions toward them made it obvious that the two jocks were barely able to control themselves from leaping over the table and ripping the scientists' clothes off. These are some horny young men, Travis thought.

"Good, the heightened sexual response observed last week is still intact," Dr. Havens observed as he jotted notes with a stylus into his tablet.

The three assistance stood behind Travis, Daniel, and Greg - Travis looking trepidatious and the randy young studs looking excited  - as Dr. Havens finished inputting some notes into his computer before turning his attention to the bunch.

"Should we measure before administering, Dr. Havens?" one of the assistants asked.

Dr. Havens shook his head 'yes' and the three pulled out a long string of wooden balls attached to a string, each a different color. Travis looked at the devices quizzically.

"What are those?" 

Greg and Daniel giggled.

"It's an orchidometer," the red-headed assistant behind Travis answered calmly.

"We use it to measure testicular volume."

Travis was still confused.

"Gentleman, if you would please drop your trousers," the redhead instructed. 

Greg and Daniel eagerly pulled down their shorts and kicked them aside revealing their heavy, low hanging sacks and thick semi-hard cocks. Travis bit his lip and looked away as he stepped out of his khakis and boxer shorts. His balls were nice sized, but not nearly as big as the jocks standing next to him.

Like clockwork, the assistants crouched down, took their strings of wooden orbs, and held them up to each participant's left testicle. Everything was happening so fast Travis hardly had a moment to contest - not that he would necessarily complain about a hot ginger fondling his equipment - but it was all quite unorthodox. Each assistant started with the first orb, a small white sphere slightly larger than a grape, obviously smaller than the genitals they were being held against, before moving on to the next bead on the rope which was a slightly larger red wooden ball. They continued methodically cycling through the wooden beads holding them firmly against the three volunteers' nuts as they compared the size of the bead to the size of the balls. The first three were markedly too small but by the fourth bead, at least for Travis, the size of the proxy testicle was starting to get closer to the actual thing.

The handsome ginger at his crotch smiled as he held a blue wooden ball but to Travis's left nut and called out to Dr. Havens. He had found a match. To be sure, the ginger took Travis's nut in his hand and gave it a firm squeeze that elicited a gasp before letting go.

Meanwhile, the other assistants had cycled through more beads against Greg and Daniel's nuts before calling out that they had matched them against the orange bead.  Travis looked down at the orchidometer in the redhead's hands and noticed that the orange bead was several sizes larger than blue and nearly as big as the largest bead on the string, a massive white orb. Travis couldn't imagine actual testicles being that massive but the thought made his mouth water. 

"Okay, now for the right side,"

The exercise was repeated with the volunteer's right testicles and, as expected Travis's right nut was nearly as big as the blue bead. The ginger took Travis's nut in his hand and squeezed. Hard.

"Ooh!" Travis gasped as the assistant let his ball go.

Greg and Daniel similarly moaned and gasped in pleasure as the assistances measuring them squeezed and tugged at their large nuts to verify their measurements. 

"Very good then, the size increase noted last week is still present," Dr. Havens noted.

Next out of the assistants' bag was a small syringe. They explained to Travis that he may feel a slight stinging sensation at the injection site which turned out to be not quite his thigh. Travis yelped as the sharp needle poked his taint, but just as soon as it was inserted, the Testi-X was injected and the needle was removed. Greg and Daniel were right, it barely registered.

"So what now?" Travis asked confused as Daniel and Greg smiled at each other.

"Just wait a minute, dude. It works fast!" Greg replied.

"Well, it isn't quite a minute, but we'll be back in a moment. Please try not to get... too excited," 

Dr. Havens and his assistants left and closed the door gently behind them. Travis watched as Greg and Daniel cupped their massive balls in their hands and looked at them as if they expected them to magically start growing like balloons. After barely a minute Travis felt a slight tingling in his crotch and looked down to see that his nuts were starting to turn a light pinkish-red. Daniel noticed the alarm on his face and smiled.

"Relax, daddy. That's normal," the hot Latino said with a wink.

As Travis waited for the unspecified effects of Testi-X to take hold he thought to himself. His balls, which he was quite proud of, had ranked as 'blue' on the lab's arbitrary scale. And that was at least three notches below 'orange', which is where both of the college boys had landed. Was blue less than orange? Was the massive white orb at the end of the strand the apex of masculinity? Would these two hot guys pay any attention to a guy with 'blue' sized balls, Travis thought.

Travis was definitely a balls guy. He loved licking and playing with a nice sack and obviously was cognizant that some balls were bigger than others, but had never thought to assign an objective rating to them on such an absolute scale as the orchidometer. Testicle size had always been subjective like 'huge' or 'small' or 'average'. Never an absolute size, in this case, denoted as a color on a scale. It was a definitive fact - not a subjective opinion - that his balls were smaller than the college studs' and there was a quantitative scale to prove it. If Travis had been feeling inadequate by the adorable jocks before, he now had scientific proof that he was slightly less of a man than they were. As Travis's mind raced he continued to feel a hot flushing sensation in his crotch followed by a slight feeling of euphoric high that radiated from his brain. His eyes bugged out as he suddenly felt incredibly horny. He turned toward Daniel who obviously had just hit the same stage of his own Testi-X treatment and the two looked like they were going to lunge at each other, Travis's mouth literally watering at the prospect of taking Daniel's fat cock in his mouth.

By now, all three of the volunteers were raging hard and at least in that respect, Travis won out with his massive, thick ten-inch cock protruding from this crotch. Daniel's seven inches and Greg's eight inches were large but paled in comparison, though their markedly larger nuts made their overall packages look bigger. Man, I wish I was an 'orange', Travis thought...

"Ooh, the DILF is packing," Daniel smiled.

"Yeah, no shit! Yummy," Greg replied.

Travis felt incredibly horny - unnaturally horny - as he eyed Daniel, wanting to rip the young stud's clothes off and throw him to the ground. The door opened and Dr. Havens and his three assistants walked back in, the assistants taking their position crouched under their volunteers. The handsome red-head at Travis's feet looked up and gave Travis a coy grin, licking his lips as Travis's massive cock hovered in front of his face. Travis had to fight the urge to grab the back of the scientist's head and ram his cock down his throat. Travis felt so incredibly horny that he had forgotten his fleeting thoughts of feel less of a man than the big-balled college jocks. 

"Green," the redhead called out to Dr. Havens who nodded cooly.

Travis looked down to see that the assistant was firmly holding the green orb, the next size larger, against his fat right nut. Travis's nuts felt swollen, and heavy and larger than normal. Literally a size larger on the orchidometer. The handsome ginger measured Travis's second nut and the results were uniform. The injection had successfully caused his balls to bloat and swell slightly, but noticeably enough to register on the lab's measuring device.

Travis looked over to see that Greg and Daniel's nuts, though red and puffy, hadn't quite grown to the next size orb. The assistants measuring them had roughly grabbed both sets of bloated nuts and were now squeezing and needing them as if doing an overly-hard testicular cancer screening.

"Oooh!"  Daniel winced.

Greg doubled over as the assistant grabbing his balls squeezed as hard as he could.

"Pain response as expected," 

Travis looked confused and for a second feared the scientist at his feet was going to squeeze his nuts like the others, but he just smiled and stood up.

"Aaaah!" 

"Stop!"

Travis turned to see that the scientists measuring the two jocks had switched from simply squeezing, to outright punching those four bloated sacks. He couldn't help but wince in sympathy.

However, upon examination, it was clear that the strength of the blows in no way matched up with the studs' exaggerated response. Maybe having bigger balls wasn't the be-all measure of masculinity, Travis thought.

"Aaah!" Greg squealed as his fat nuts were pummeled even though his cock stayed rock hard and he kept his legs wide open.

"Thank you, Travis, but you're not quite what we're looking for in the study,"

The handsome redhead motioned toward the door.

"The receptionist will have your check," 

The assistant shook Travis' hand with the same hand he had just used to squeeze and measure his nuts and Travis put his slacks back on, his raging cock making an obvious outline in his slacks.

Travis looked back to see that Daniel and Greg were having their balls punched and squeezed mercilessly and the blows did seem to be increasing.

"I do have a question," Travis asked the red-head.

"Why do the measuring balls have different colors, instead of numbers?" 

The scientist smiled slyly. 

"Um, we aren't really allowed to talk about that. Let's just say it isn't arbitrary,"

He patted Travis on the shoulder and sent him on his way. As he left he heard the two assistants who were pummeling the jocks casually comment things like "Pain response decreased as expected..."

That night as Travis stood in the shower letting the hot water run over his hairy body he held his balls gently in his hands and fondled them. They were nice sized balls, among the biggest he had seen in real life before he met Greg and Daniel, orchidometer be damned. 

He couldn't help but ponder though how his manhood had been reduced to a color, a random color, on an arbitrary scale. Was he actually less of a man than those college jocks? Maybe even after the drugs had puffed up his junk he was still too 'small' to continue with the study. Were 'blue' balls even worth having? 

Travis gave his balls a gentle squeeze with one hand as he stroked himself off.

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So I had never heard of an orchidometer before I stumbled upon a blog by the same name here: https://orchidometer.blogspot.com/