Hey, Coach! I know I'm the team screw up lately but come on! Why are you forcing me to sit with my legs spread, back against the wall, forced to sit on my hands? What's goin' on, Coach?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Coach, I know I really messed up in the game and the team got our asses beat but... what the Hell! Coach! Why are Cody and Brent holding my knees open! Coach?!
Hey! Coach! Why're you taking my cup out of my shorts? Dude, come on, what are you doing? Gimme' that back...
Coach, why is the entire team lining up behind you in their cleats and looking pissed! Look, I know I fucked up, I was a total screw up on the field today but what are you guys about to do to me...?
Um... Coach! COACH! Why are you staring at my crotch? Is there something wrong down there, Coach? Coach, not gonna' lie I feel pretty exposed right now with my legs being forced open this wide, my package is just right there, bulging. You know I have the biggest nuts on the team, Coach, you've said it lots of times. Look at 'em, coach! Looks like someone stuffed two jumbo eggs in my shorts haha.
Umm... Coach. You and the guys are staring right at my lump. And you looked pissed! I'm getting a little scared right now and Cody and Brent have my legs held firm, no way I can close my legs, Coach. Why are you guys pounding your fists in your palms and grunting while you're staring at my massive nuts? What's going on guys? Okay, this isn't funny anymore.
Umm... Coach! Why is your cleat on my bulge?! Coach, take it easy! I can feel the spikes pressing into my nuts! Coach?? Coach! Hey, man that's starting to hurt. Cut it out, Coach!
COACH! Your crushing my nuts! I can't close my legs! Oh, God! Coach no, please! Oh fuck!
I know I said the next time I cost us a game I'd pay with my balls but FUCK! I thought that was just talk and... oooh! Coach! Please let up the pressure, you're flattening my nuts! COACH!
OOOH! COACH! Fuck! That hurt, thank you for taking your cleat off my nuts. Haha, very funny, now let me up, jerk wads...
Wait! Coach! Stop! Why are you hovering your cleat directly over my bulging, defenseless nuts?! Coach! You're at least 280 pounds of muscle, dude! Come on! My eggs couldn't handle that. Ooh, Coach, now you're rolling my nuts under your foot and staring into my eyes. You look PISSED! Coach! Coach! Wait! No, please don't hover your foot like that! Oh fuck! Coach! Please...
STOMP
Ooh! Fuck! Coach! What the fuck! You fucking stomped on my eggs! Shit! That was awful! Why did you...
STOMP
FUCK! Coach! Stop! Please! You're fucking stompin' on my nuts like they're two giant, fat cockroaches. Okay, okay, I think I got the lesson. Come on guys, let me up?
STOMP
CHRIST! Coach! Coach! Come on, this isn't funny! Holy fuck! You stomped straight down HARD. Fuck! Are you really trying to crush my giant bulge?! Is that why dick wads Cody and Trent are holding me down?? Holy fuck, holy fuck! No! Please don't! Coach! You're way too heavy. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please don't do this!
STOMP
OOOOOH! Coach, my fucking nuts! Why'd you grind them down after you stomped last time. They're throbbing, Coach. I feel like I'm gonna' be sick.
STOMP
STOMP
Coach! Coach! Cut it out, please! I can't get loose! Tell Cody and Trent to get off of me! Please? I can't close my legs and your hovering your foot again, fuck!
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
Oh my God! Coach! Please! You're destroying....
STOMP
STOMP
Coach... I'm, umm, I'm feeling woozy, Coach. Please! You're wrecking me, Coach. Please, please stop! Please! You look so fucking pissed off right now! You're gonna' crack my nuts!
STOMP
Coach! I can't get up! I can't close my legs! Please! Please stop!
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
Coach! I'm begging you! I'm crying! I'm sobbing and begging you, please stop! PLEASE! You're annihilating my big nuts. You're fucking crushing them... Oh fuck! Coach no! NOOOO! Please don't let the entire fucking team take turns on my balls! Dude what the fuck! This is crazy! I can't....
STOMP
Nooo! Greg, please stop! Don't do this....
STOMP
Travis! Travis, dude. We're friends! We're friends, dude!
STOMP STOMP STOMP
Oh my God, you guys aren't gonna' stop until the whole fucking team gets to stomp on my lumps, are you?
STOMP STOMP STOMP
Please! Johnny, stop! Heath! Please don't! You guy's my nuts are so swollen, they feel like they're on fire and I swear I'm gonna blow chunks if you keep stomping!
STOMP
No! Kevin don't! Please!
STOMP
Bruce! Stop! Stop man, this isn't funny anymore.
STOMP
Coach! Fucking save me! Please! My legs are fucking forced wide and I can't get up. Please don't...
Marco! Marco! Dude, please don't. You're like a giant pile driver! How much do you even weigh, dude? 300 pounds? Dude don't! DON'T
STOMP
COACH! COACH! PLEASE MAKE THEM STOP! I'm getting dizzy... My nuts hurt so fucking bad. Please don't, Coach! Please stop!
STOMP STOMP
David! Stop! Josh, don't do it! Please!
STOMP
SPLOOOOTCH
HOLY FUCK! Guys! Seriously, I think I'm really fucking hurt. My nuts felt like they popped open like a zit. Fuck dudes! Help me! Holy fuck! Is my huge bulge flattened? What the fuck! Coach, please stop!
STOMP
SPLOOOOTCH
STOMP STOMP
Guys! My nuts cracked! Oh my God! My fucking big nuts cracked! My fucking nuts are broken. Wait, Coach, what are you doing? What is everyone lining up again?
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
Guy's I'm passing out! I need help, please! My nuts are paste, guys! Okay, I learned my lesson! Please! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP!
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
Holy shit! My bulge! It's fucking gone! What the fuck did you guys do?! Coach!? No, please don't let the team go through again! I'm starting to feel... I'm starting to black out... Coach, please help me!
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
My fucking huge bulge is flat! Totally fucking flat! Okay, guys, you win! Stop pulping my boys! Please PLEASE take me to a hospital so my nuts can be saved! Please! I'm begging you!
STOMP STOMP
Guys!
STOMP
Coach... I'm... please... don't....
... The Coach lifted his huge, size fourteen cleat over the dumb, drooling jock's flattened nuts and stomped as hard as he could, hopping on the jock's ruined nuts until...
BLOOOSH
Coach... something's leaking in my shorts, Coach... my shorts are full of... mush? Holy shit! My fucking sack burst! My cock! Coach!?
Finally, I passed out. My teammates must've been really fucking pissed because they didn't stop pounding my jock crotch until my entire package was a fucking stain on the locker room floor. Man it sucks being a dumb jock....
