The Cocky Swimmer
Vince was the star and captain of the Amajor University swim team. He was tall, lean senior with cropped brown hair, a chiseled jaw and a quintessential swimmers build; svelte yet muscular and toned, with powerful arms and legs. Even though his impressive skills had taken the team to the state championships three years in a row, Vince’s cockiness and demeaning way he spoke to his teammates had pushed one too many buttons
Perhaps the only thing bigger than Vince’s attitude was his massive package. It was visible even in jeans so bulged obscenely in his tight-fitting swimwear. The natatorium would fill with coeds eager to catch a glimpse of his legendary bulge. And he wasn’t content to show off his huge beach balls in his swimsuit. He would purposefully take longer than necessary to shower off after practice to show off his massive nuts and cock in the showers, letting the warm water drip off of them and caressing them in his hands. He got off watching the other guys’ awestruck expressions as they were transfixed by the sheer size of his nuts. When he was done showing off, he would slip into a pair of designer jeans paid for by his lucrative OnlyFans; having nuts the size of a farm animal makes excellent click bait.
It was the last big tournament of his college career. They were up against nearby Quintero University, and Vince was openly disappointed that his talents would be wasted besting such a poor team. Vince had been especially cock and bossy in the week leading up to the match and little did he realize that his teammates had prepared a very special senior sendoff for him.
Vince suspected that the team was up to something. It was a tradition that he started, to prank the graduating seniors in the pool. Last year they had sent Greg Watson off by dumping a ridiculous amount of sports drink mix into the pool while he was swimming. Greg was a sticky, but unhurt mess and the school’s maintenance staff was furious that they had to drain the entire pool, clean it and get it ready for a meet that night. The ordeal actually prompted the university to upgrade the pool drain to a more powerful version that could empty the pool in half the time.
Vince was swimming laps to warm up his muscles. He was wearing his tight Speedo and looked like a gorgeous merman as he sliced effortlessly through the water. His eyes were closed as he thought about the mouth of the hot guy he was going to take home from the stands that night; even though a lot of girls showed up to watch, Vince was keenly aware that a fair share of horny guys - with no real interest in swimming - came to his meets to check him out...
Suddenly, Vince felt a hand on his head and he was pushed under the water. He struggled for a moment before realizing that this must be the senior prank. He was able to surface long enough to take a deep breath to prepare for whatever shenanigans were planned before he was dunked under again. He felt his butt hit the bottom of the pool when suddenly he heard, rather he felt, an odd sensation coming from underneath him.
“Turn it on!” someone shouted from the pool deck.
Vince saw several bodies diving into the water, swimming around him like sharks. Confused, he resurfaced again and looked around. Brian, a freshman, was at the side of the pool where the pH monitor and drain controls were and another swimmer, Zach, was holding a GoPro, apparently adjusting it before jumping into the pool.
“What the...”
Vince was dunked under the water, this time on his stomach and he felt a tugging on his balls. He reached his hand and was horrified to realize that the tugging wasn’t coming from a prankster’s hand; it was coming from the pool drain. His teammates had taken off the grate that usually kept anything larger than a hair from being sucked into the pool drain pump’s sensitive insides but now it was just a gaping hole. Vince struggled as the boys swam around him in circles and Zach recorded him with the camera.
Whhhhrrrr
Zach let out a scream that manifested as a string of bubbles at the surface as the pool drain kicked into its highest gear. At the pool controls, Brain watched as the pressure gauge continued to increase. Clearly the machine did not like being blocked and it compensated by suctioning harder when it abruptly stopped.
A light flashed next to a rather large warning sign:
WARNING: PRESSURE TOO HIGH! CHECK DRAIN FOR BLOCKAGE. REMEMBER DO NOT USE PUMP WHILE POOL IS OCCUPIED. SERIOUS INJURY MAY RESULT!
Brian chuckled and flipped an override switch.
The brief reprieve on the tugging on Vince’s balls was short lived. The pump, no longer programmed to stop when blocked, huffed and puffed, suctioning harder and harder as it tried to rid itself of the blockage, also known as Vince’s balls.
Vince screamed and tried to surface but was held firmly at the bottom of the pool by the pump. The pressure gauge was in the red and the machine was showing no signs of stopping. Vince’s balls were bulging, they were swelling as they were vacuum pumped and were totally blocking the hole now, their cords ripping away. The boys swimming overhead watched his futile struggling and laughed, fully ready to dive below and hold him in place if he got free. Not like he could.
Whhrrr
Vince was terrified; the suction on his boys was so extreme it felt like they were tearing off. Painful pops and ripping sensations were filling him with alarm bells. Shockingly, his massive cock was throbbing and pulsing in his swim trunks.
RRRIIPP
The suction was so severe that Vince’s tight swimwear ripped and the pieces that were covering his balls were sucked away and the rest floated to the top of the pool. Vince’s raging cock flopped forward and everyone laughed.
It felt like someone was swinging from his sack, he tried to break away but couldn’t. The pressure gauge on the pump was at maximum and would have gone higher if it could. The plumping under the pool itself was creaking and groaning, the pump motor was smoking. Vince’s balls were putting up a fight...
SPLOOOOOOOOOSH
Vince screamed into the water as every single structure in his ball bag catastrophically exploded all at once. It was like Thanos had performed ‘the snap’ and only the internal structure of Vince’s balls were affected. The gunky liquified sack, being much less sturdy than his unbroken testicles, was sucked immediately into the drain, the machine making quick work of the cords.
Vince was released from the suction and floated to the surface, barely able to pull himself out of the water. Even though it had felt like it lasted forever, the whole castration lasted less than a minute.
“Fucking sick!”
Brian chuckled and pointed to the pump’s controls. There was a transparent section of pipe that passed through the pressure sensor and it was now full of red, mushy gunk.
“Happy graduation, asshole!”
The team shouted as Vince passed out at the side of the pool.
Father's Day Golf Tournament
SPLOOOOSH
Wow! I loved both stories and illustrations. But specially the Father's Golf Tournament, I would love to read more stories with dad-son stuff, and specially in tournaments.
ReplyDeleteI love both of the illustration... I see the swimmer cant having kids forever...
ReplyDeleteI feel like the Cocky Swimmer was inspired by a scene from one of the "Final Destination" flicks
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